What do you mean, last day at the hotel?!
Negus Maximums
well im moving to the head office on monday
Brendhain
Okay. Just be glad that you are losing involvement with her. Did you two fuck?
Negus Maximums
no
dude her trying to ignore everything and act like nothing ever happened pisses me off
why
Brendhain
Fuck the bitch!! She was using you to ‘test’ herself to see if she could be unfaithful to her husband. Women can be dumb bitches (as opposed to men who can be Assholes) and do shit like that. Just be glad you are getting away from her and the next time you have a married woman attracted to you and trying to get a romance going with you then you need to remind her that she is married and tell her to back off. If you think it is okay to poach another man’s wife then you think that it will be fine for me to poach your wife when you get one? Can you make sure to marry a tall thin redhead for me?! 😉
Negus Maximums
hahahaha right as always
Negus Maximums
im going corporate!
Brendhain
That is very cool! Pay attention while you are there. What will you be doing there?
Negus Maximums
marketing man
there is a girl in my programme, she is in Manchester too..she says nobody does anything, especially the marketing dept haha
so good opportunity to show myself
Brendhain
Yeah!! Doing nothing is your specialty! You do Nothing better than anyone I know, well, except maybe me!!
Negus Maximums
hey hey hey..it takes years of perfection
we are still more intelligent than most so its all good
Brendhain
People under estimate how difficult it is to do absolutely the minimum required effort each and every day!! That takes skill! Any idiot can ‘take it easy’ one day. But to have that as a lifestyle takes skills, intelligence, and determination; or a just a bunch of weed!
Negus Maximums
i got a 4 out of 5 on my annual review by my GM..i have been doing literally FUCK ALL for 6 months…90% of the people in the company get a 3…haha
Brendhain
You don’t have to know anything or do anything, just look like you know what you are doing and then get other people to do it for you!!
Negus Maximums
haha thats the best advice I have ever received..or maybe the one i like most
Brendhain
Just be sure to give that person doing your work praise for their good work and help. Praise them in front of everyone else. Everyone will be focusing upon how nice you are and what a good job the other person did that no one will notice that you didn’t do anything!!
Negus Maximums
hahaha I bet thats hows it done up there..i just have to find a sheep to do it for me now
I have a beard now, im refusing to shave it..i hope its not a problem
http://www.youtube.com/missing
Brendhain
First, you have to avoid someone using you as their sheep!! Second, don’t find a sheep to do you are work. Find someone who is very capable but is being unnoticed for his/her abilities. ‘Cultivate’ this person.
Negus Maximums
how do i avoid being used as a sheep?
Brendhain
I’ll check out the song later, I’m on my phone and the sound ain’t great. I’d shave the beard or at the very least, trim it every day like a metro sexual (aka A Wantabe Fag)
Negus Maximums
but the beard looks sexy and makes me look like a bad boy…i really do not want to shave it.
Don’t think anyone would care
Brendhain
Just keep it trimmed tight! You can’t run around HQ looking like a French Resistancet!!
Negus Maximums
there are so many hot bitches there you would die!
i swear to god..MILF heaven
Brendhain
How long will you be there?
Negus Maximums
7 months dude
you have to come here during the summer when they are all wearing high heels and skirts…by then I will get to know them all and invite them to a BBQ party in my backyard…shiiiiiiiiiiit you gotta be there
Brendhain
If you are there for 7 months, Then you have 6 months to be nice, compliment, and softly flirt with the milfs and 1 month to fuck as many of them as you can!!
I don’t know what my summer is going to be like. I am looking to go to the states but possibly ireland… If I do ireland then I can do uk, too
Negus Maximums
i highly doubt it will take 6 months for them to put out..haha
divide that by 2 and then we’re talking
Brendhain
If you run in and fuck one right away then that will be the ONE you fuck. No one else will want to fuck the office Man Whore. If you flirt with them all and set them up for the pickings then you can fuck a bunch of them during the last month because ‘this is your last chance before you leave London’. 😉 You can either run and grab a girl and fuck her or casually walk to the ladies and fuck them all!
Negus Maximums
fair enough
I didnt see it from that point of view!
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Negus Maximums
thats the ultimate milf in the company
check it out when u can
Brendhain
She either sucks in bed or is a complete slut in bed!! Nice!!
Negus Maximums
you’re probably right haha Sharon Cardinal is so fucking hot
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Negus Maximums
haha, im sure you would enjoy teaching her some skills in bed
Negus Maximums
U smoking ?
Brendhain
yeah
why?
Negus Maximums
It would be nice to smoke now too
Brendhain
I figured out what I have been doing wrong with women. I was falling in love with anyone who showed me attention at the right time in my life. Like most people, they are broken in some way. Depressive was my flavor of choice. As I was fixing myself, I tried to fix them, too. Now I feel fixed enough to function well and looking for a woman. I realize what to do, find a woman who isn’t broken. I am dating a woman/tjej who had a good healthy upbringing. She is intelligent (master’s in psychology and does academic research as part of her job!!). I need that. But the important part is that she had a healthy upbringing and is happy. Life is much easier with This kind of woman. It will have its weird moments but in 2 months she hasn’t shown any, yet. Look for a girl who had a healthy upbringing, is happy and has a sweet body. Like that delightful Maggie! If not her then look for ones like her. They are the Ones you should be attracted to.
Negus Maximums
haha
wtf is this?!
Brendhain
my observations and recommendations
Negus Maximums
i laughed when i read it
Brendhain
good stuff!
Negus Maximums
u sir are a legend
thanks but i dont need no fucking girls
i like being by myself
Brendhain
You are such a faggot!
Negus Maximums
that im not
im content with being alone
thats all
Brendhain
Are you developing yourself or are you stuck in a spår?
Negus Maximums
probably a bit of both
but its fine
Brendhain
Move forward or fuck some pussy! If you are in a rut then just starting asking girls out for coffee. The worst thing is they will say no. Second worst is that you’ll be bored talking to some dumb bitch for an hour and you will do your signature blow offs when the conversation is over!
Negus Maximums
the thing is i dont feel like it honestly
weird i know
Brendhain
But are you in a rut?
Negus Maximums
i might be
Brendhain
No shit! You will be in that rut until you stop being in it. So start getting out of it Now. Just start asking random chicks. Pick nice ones a little below you are usual quality standards and just talk to them for an hour. If they are interesting and had a positive child hood that they carry with them then get to know them. And try to understand their perspective. So you can understand how they think and you can think like they do. Chicks fuckin totally dig it!! It is my flirting technique! Do you have something better to do with your time when you are not feeling sorry for you areself little boy?!
Negus Maximums
i actually dont have much time for anything but work!
10:33pm
Brendhain
Corporate faggot!!
Negus Maximums
haha i know man
i need to apply for a job before midnight
are you on later?
Brendhain
Not sure. Where are you apply to?
Negus Maximums
a sales manager position for a recruitment company
Brendhain
Where?
Negus Maximums
Gbg man
Brendhain
Cool!
Negus Maximums
yea will tell u more about it in a bit just need to finish applying
Negus Maximums
can you get skype in the meantime?
Brendhain
On my phone?
Negus Maximums
wherever
Negus Maximums
Eastbound and Down I Play Real Sports Mens Tee
Kenny Powers plays real sports… Baseball! Look awesome in the Eastbound and Down shirt. Sure to get compliments!
Negus Maximums
please get this one for yourself!!
Brendhain
I tried to order it. They don’t ship to Sweden or the UK.
Negus Maximums
yeah u can
u can order it from amazon.co.uk
i am on there now!
Brendhain
I am ordering a medium and a large. The medium is going to be red and so is the large. I’m keeping the one that fits me best and you can have the other!
Negus Maximums
get two large they will shrink when you wash them !
Brendhain
They don’t ship to Sweden dude!
Negus Maximums
send them to my adress
im coming on the 27th
i like this one hahaha http://www.amazon.co.uk/Blink-shirt-Kenny-Powers-Eastbound/dp/B0080NIRYA/ref=sr_1_7?s=clothing&ie=UTF8&qid=1340826217&sr=1-7
Brendhain
Order them as I described and I will pay for it. You get the one I don’t want. Or you can also order you areself a large but I am not paying for it. I have ordered from Cafe Press from the states. They are a Kentucky company!! Very cool. Kentucky with an edge, like me. They ship to Europe. I had to pay import fees and taxes. The fee was twice the taxes!! Don’t know if you would pay it in the UK. Cool shit but they have American wide cut T shirts for the most. Some I was able to get slimmer euro cut. I got Large ones and they are just too big and loose. So I want to try the mediums. They are probably slim cut for europeans when you buy from the UK site. But I don’t know and there is only one option.
Negus Maximums
is this the one you want?
2 large?
sorry 1 medium 1 large i mean
Brendhain
Red
Negus Maximums
2 reds, 1 medium 1 large
Brendhain
Correct, Sir!
Negus Maximums
ok i’ll pick them up for u
then we can wear them together and hold hands
Brendhain
Cool! But we only wear them one day at the same time. Otherwise we don’t call each other up and coordinate our cloths. We are not chicks!! Although I am starting the think that you are!
Negus Maximums
hahhaha thanx
why are you getting red dude, you look better in black
plus you cant really see what the text says on a red shirt
Brendhain
Alright, get black little girl!!
Negus Maximums
i’m the girl you know
i know what goes
haha
Brendhain
Yes, little girl. You are delightful with clothing! That dark broody look. You would be a bull dyke if you had tits but you are way too cute for that!
Negus Maximums
damn right i am
Brendhain
They should cost £20 each. If they are over 25 then wait to order and tell me the price.
Negus Maximums
yea i’ll let u know before i order
June:missing
Negus Maximums
did u get skype?
Brendhain
no
Negus Maximums
haha ok
Negus Maximums
yo
did u get my message
on whatsapp
Brendhain
ok
Negus Maximums
Hello! First I must just say that it’s incredibly flattering to have gotten such a fine letter. I was really happy!
And then I have to apologize for a late reply. I didn’t see BEFORE today.
It is quite true, I have a very fun job and wonderful colleagues so I laugh and smile every day. However, one (or rather I) gets very engrossed in everything when you work, so therefore I can not say I remember you directly like that but of coarse we can get together if you are in Stockholm. I am not really “close to” Johanna and Luke so you can arrange everything
Caroline
Brendhain
Notice how much she liked you are comment about her having fun at work!!!
I am the master!
Negus Maximums
haha
i knew you would say that!
yes you are
shall I elaborate on her work in my reply sensei>?
Brendhain
if you do mention it then just do it lightly, “yeah you really look you are fun. I was nervous about contacting you because I am sure that you get lots of attention from the male passangers”
Negus Maximums
okay
well the thing is i dont want my reply to sort of end the conversation until we meet
so i have to make it good
Brendhain
then you make a suggestion as to when Johanna, Luke, you and her can get together. and after you write that then you simply write to her and ask her other questions. What do you do when you are not flying, etc
Negus Maximums
do u spit or swallow etc
i get you
Brendhain
exactly!
Negus Maximums
haha
man she’s hot
let me send u a pic
fuck i cant access her photos
Negus Maximums
yo
remember that numeric and verbal reasoning you and I did before i joined the program?
Brendhain
?????
Negus Maximums
i have to do it again!
what if they see a difference now?!!?
Brendhain
When do you take the test?
Negus Maximums
whenever before the 6th
its because they are offering me a new position and now im nervous that there is going to be a huge difference on the numerical test compared to the 1 we did together
Brendhain
On sunday I can coach you on how to think when anwering. I am busy right now but free sunday afternoon
Negus Maximums
can u help me on sunday?
anytime u can
as long as its fairly similar to the first time i did it
Negus Maximums
i didnt need this shit now im not feeling well as i have stomache cramps..spent a whole day in hospital and now my job depends on this test
Negus Maximums
By the way, are there any interesting positions with your friend at Ratheon? I still might be moving home in Oct.
Brendhain
Fuck! Stomache cramps?! Not cool! What are they going to do about them? As to the job
Apply! I don’t know what hiring they have done but apply.
I’ll coach you how to think while you take the test. If you understand me then you will be able to have the same core values but you have developed more. It’ll take an hour or so on sunday.
Negus Maximums
i need to do more tests, will keep you posted
i have applied for Ratheon
but regarding this test for my current work, its a numerical test, you cant coach me for that! thats the one im nervous for plus i am high on meds and cant think properly
verbal reasoning is cool but numerical fuckin test is hard….its the same one that we have done together and i dont know why i have to do it again but im nervous that they will see the difference now between the scores
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Brendhain
Do you work this week
Negus Maximums
It depends on how I feel, why?
Brendhain
What do you mean ‘how you feel’? Have you been sick?
Negus Maximums
Well my loin and groin areas are sore, but I haven’t been sick…its just an uncomfortable feeling that fucks with your head
Brendhain
Good that you are on the meds. Go to work as usual and act (not sick) but messed up in the head. Easily distracted and as if you have a hard time concentrating. Make sure bosses see you this way and that everyone knows you are fuzzy in the head. Then, when you take the test, hopefully you do well enough to pass it but if you don’t score as high then you can laugh about it and blame the meds. If you passed then they won’t bother and have you retake it. If you fail it then they may let you retake it, then you are fucked!!
Negus Maximums
I’m going to ask on monday why I have to redo it. Maybe my boss doesn;t know that I have already done this test.
Brendhain
Don’t ask why you have to redo it. Ask if its the same test that you already took. They will likely volunteer the info as to why you retake it. If not then it will seem more natural when you do ask.
Negus Maximums
Yea, will do
Brendhain
Are we talking today or do you know what to do with acting sick and taking the test?
Negus Maximums
I am not acting sick, I am sick!
Don’t worry but you can’t really help me with the test as its numerical..it sucks
But I appreciate it
Brendhain
by “acting sick” I just mean that for the next couple of days act kind of absent minded and out of it at work so that when you take the test if your math score isn’t high then you can blame the meds
Negus Maximums
Yeah that’s what I will do
No other option really
Brendhain
When do you plan to take it?
Negus Maximums
Any time before end of Tuesday
Don’t know yet
Brendhain
Lets talk before so I can coach you on the personality questions.
Negus Maximums
There are none
Just verbal reasoning which I’m good at and numerical
Brendhain
What do you mean? Is it only a math test.
Okay, verbal reasoning too.
Negus Maximums
Yes
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Negus Maximums
check this pedal out
U2 – Metallica – Green day – Guitar Effects and Tones with Line 6 M9
join the drawing for the M9 pedal http://line6.com/club/contests/gj-m9
Negus Maximums
we need that pedal!!!!!!
Brendhain
I think you would have more use of it than me!!
Negus Maximums
fuck, 2000kr on ebay thats not bad at all.
So many cool distortions and delay effects..love it
Tuesday
Negus Maximums
yo!
are u coming out for a drink next friday?
Brendhain
is that the plan? what time?
Negus Maximums
there is no plan yet
i land 11 pm
and am home for 48
all the family is there and shit i gotta spend some time with them too
but me and BooBoo are thinking going out around 12.30-1am out for a drink
and then saturday night out too
Brendhain
Where on friday? a bar or a club?
Negus Maximums
knowing Luke, we will probably go to more than one place
but taking it easy on friday
Brendhain
I am cool going out but just want to know if I am going to be out watching you two just stand with drinks in your hands
Negus Maximums
and then little bit more on saturday
Brendhain
so it is clubs!
Negus Maximums
hahaa
yeaaa boiiiiiiiiiiiii
it is us that need to watch your ass
you got into a dance off with some faggot at park last time
BooBoo had to push him away
haha
Brendhain
Luke pushed him away, then the cops took him away a couple hours later!
Negus Maximums
i dont remember Luke being there
it was BooBoo
Brendhain
It was Luke
Negus Maximums
u were wasted what do u know
haha
Brendhain
Is wasn’t the same night that I walked up and kissed that 24 year old? That was so funny how she just went limp when I got close and she just let me kiss here. We were looking at each other for the past 30 min! then 10 minutes later when I went back for another kiss and she ran like a little girl wanting to be chased. Fuck that! I don’t chase girls, so when she turned around and saw that I wasn’t chasing her and she looked at me. I just lifted my hand up and used the “come to me” one finger action and she walked straight up to me and stuck her tongue in my mouth!
Negus Maximums
She was hot
maybe u can pimp some bitches on fri or sat
many of them are DTF
Brendhain
dtf?¨
Negus Maximums
down to fuck
Brendhain
getting fucked is not an issue yet for me, YET!
I am not “looking to party” with some drunk chick!
Negus Maximums
haha
it would be nice to bring someone to your place
can you work your psychology bullshit on someone and make it happen?
Brendhain
I can do anything I set my mind and will to my friend. So can you. Somethings simply take longer than other things. I would be happy to have you as My Wingman! But you will have to do what I say and behave as I tell you. Women like you because anyone can look at you and see your heart. You are so open to other people. But you are closed to yourself. There are two things to be done about that. First you are going to have to change your behaviour. The whole time I will be working on your head. You must do and what I tell you. I welcome you to question why you have to do it and I will explain it to you so you understand. Regardless if you agree or not, you must still do it. You are a good guy and a great kid. Don’t forget that the best part about being a man is not the power that comes with it, although that is wonderful when you can control and guide that power. But the best part of being a Man is that you can still act like a boy sometimes, too! You missed out on socialization during that time because of your life situation from 10 onward. You are awkward because you didn’t get to be a kid! So I will help you play like a kid without this stupid shit like telling a beautiful and lovely cousin suffering from some eating disorder to “Next time, Keep to your own plate !” instead of “I am looking forward to the next time I see your pretty smile! ” You dumb, Idiot! You never learned that that is not funny. I would have been funny as a joke you would tell me and say that “When I walked away I thought to myself ‘Next time, Keep to your own plate’!” Now that would be just as funny and you wouldn’t have insulted a beautiful and lovely girl with body image issues. fuckin’ Idiot!
YOU WILL FOLLOW MY ORDERS!
Negus Maximums
hahahahahahah
you are a fucking legend
whatever my behaviour is , Bridget messaged me on NY;’s eve and told me that we should try again when i move home basically
so i cant be all that bad!
u really need to get skype so that we can talk, its easier that way
i have my own flat now and shit
Brendhain
You have your own shit!?! Fantastic!! It is like Tom Hanks in that movie they played Chop Sticks on the giant floor pad piano. BIG! That is what is must be like. Are your pajamas Blue? I hope they have built in feet with pads on the bottoms so you can walk around without wearing them out??!!
Brendhain
Are you using the headphones? If not then bring them with you. I am loving the guitar game but would like to try with headphones. If you are using them then cool I can use my Bose from the computer! I just thought about that!
Negus Maximums
my pad is p.i.m.p.
dont be a fuckin stranger
yeah i’ll bring you you are headphones no probs
Brendhain
As to the girl, if you start hanging around with her and the three of us mix then I can play with her head and see what is going on. It might not be what you think (her behavior) I could look in her head and see what it is. You don’t need to be with someone who has a psycho disorder!!! Two in a couple shouldn’t have that. One of you have to be rational. But she may not be one of those. Some of them have simple problems.
Negus Maximums
i dont think her problem is simple
she wont be in sweden next month
she is going to the Keys with her family i think
dude, any girl been acting like this for 3 yrs is NOT a small problem
Brendhain
But that just reinformces what I wrote to you. Women see you for who you really are but you keep showing them this awkward Dickhead! We need to fix that so you can get some hot, classy and intelligent Croatian chick! On the dating sites there are a bunch of them 38 to 44 who were trying to pick me up. Some were Very fucking hot. The last one I told her “You are one Hot Mamma!! I would be so happy if the mother of my children was as hot as you are! ” She wrote back “Thank you for the complements!” She was hot and 43, thin legs, tall and nice looking tits (there is a pic in a bikini– HOT). You need to get one of those who is 29-32 who will end up looking like a bunch of these older women I am seeing. I can tell you what women will look like in 10-15 years after they kicked out kids and aged a bit. It is like sorcery!
Negus Maximums
im not fucking awkward!
im straight forward
are you still on the same site?
dude, at the moment i wouldnt score in a brothel
dry spell!!!!
we need to talk more often wtf
i miss master yoda
Brendhain
It isn’t the behavior that I mean by simple problem. Yes, 3 years is an issue as to that! I am talking about what is behind the behavior! That might not be too complex or deep. Some people need just a little nudge. I can do this by convincing them of 1, or maybe a few; fact(s). When they accept these facts then the subconscious mind will begin to process their reality differently. It is amazing the turn around that Some people can have with this method. In December I just pointed out to a girl that she was having certain behavior (getting worked up over stuff). I then explained that it doesn’t do her any good–gave her some direct examples as to why (things she said early in our conversation). I explained that there was no need or benefit from her doing this. She agreed to all of that. I then told her how to react when she starts to feel herself thinking on the way to getting worked up. She said “yes, I try to Push those away”. So I go on, don’t push them away, that gives them energy. Like if you were leaning against a wall, if I take the wall away then what would happen. “I’d fall over”. Yes, that is the energy you are putting into these negative/useless/damaging thoughts. Don’t give it that energy. Just notice that you are thinking that way. After you learn how to catch yourself thinking like that, you will realize how funny it is that you think that way. It is funny because it is completely useless. As you get better at spotting these thoughts, you will learn to see the thought coming before you even have the thought. At which point you can choose to either have the thought or not. If you keep rejecting to have the thought, then your mind will start de-emphasing that thought pattern. Or you could just stop thinking that way from now on because you know that it is useless to think that way and it is a silly idea to even bother thinking like that. I talked with her a week later and she hadn’t worked herself up in the week since she left my office. It is now over a month later. Going well! She isn’t cured but if her partner knew how to do what I did then she would slowly eliminate that behavior from her “personality”. It isn’t her personality but most people would identify it as such. He personality is sweet and hospitable. The behavior just makes it hard for her to enjoy the results of her efforts and hospitality.
Negus Maximums
fair enough
dont mean to sound pessimistic but that won’t necessarily work on another individual
apparently many people have tried, even psychiatrists
Brendhain
Oh, I might post conversations we have onto a blog. You name will changed. Do you have a preference of name? I named one friend by taking “the reasonable believer” Translating it into Greek and then Listening to the sound of it and writing it with a mix of languages’ different pronunciation. A mix of Swedish/English/French. I needed to use them all in order to write the sounds of the Greek sound to the Greek translation.
Negus Maximums
post what on a blog?!?!!?
what am I, an experiment bunny?!?!
Brendhain
Psychiatrist are pill pushing idiots. They are medical doctors for the brain. Psychologists/therapists dig into the brain. My guy is very sharp but he knows that I am smarter and better than he is at it. That girl was only the latest example. not the only. therapists make the mistake of believing that you have to lead the patient down a path so that The Patient themselves figures out what the problem is. fuck that! I can see the problem (if I know/suspect that there is a problem) in half a second to five minutes. Then I go about fixing it. I use everything from subliminally techniques to flat out stating it like in the example above. Some take lots of slow tweeking over a long period of time. Depends on the individual and my relationship with them. People need help! If you know what the solution is then get that info inside of them!!
Negus Maximums
We can give it a try with her when I’m home
tell me about this blog shit
Brendhain
Well you are a very hairy man but I wouldn’t call you a bunny! The idea is that I can’t be bothered to write a book since I am writing all the time with idiots like you!! ;-P I will just copy and paste it into the blog after. Might correct spellings and will always protect the innocent!
Negus Maximums
oh great so I’m an idiot and a test subject thats great!
Brendhain
So what name to you want me to use for you are dialogues?
Negus Maximums
I actually havent said much its been mostly you so Im not sure how thats going to benefit you are blog haha
use whatever name you want
NEGUS MAXIMUMS
use NEGUS MAXIMUMS
Brendhain
Are you just now realize that you have always been an idiot and a test bunny for everyone?! I assumed you knew. Didn’t at least your brother BooBoo tell you that?! Everybody else knows just by looking at you. God knows how you prove us right whenever you open you are mouth.!!
go to brendhain.com Read that and see what I did last night.
Negus Maximums
i dont open my mouth very often, especially around you so im puzzled as to how you came to this conclusion!
Brendhain
You are an open book for all to see that is why the chicks like you. They want to help the little boy that you never matured thru to the kid and then you jumped to teenager where you got fixed in because you never figured it out because you didn’t learn the rules you learn when you are a kid. So you are an awkward teenager in your behavior and you gravitate towards that behavior in others. Be The Man! Cuz The Man can act however he wants!
Negus Maximums
you’ve known me for how long now? And you think I’m awkward?!
LOL!
we’ll continue this conversation when I dont have to go to bed
haha
but yea you’re probably the first person ever thats called me awkward
Brendhain
That is so sad that you have had to go for so long this wáy and no one had the decency to tell you this before. Sorry Dude! Now you know! I guess they all just felt sorry for you because you really are a nice guy, anyone can see that!
Negus Maximums
Or maybe Dr Freud is WRONG?! Or is that not a possibility? Have you ever been wrong?
And kiss my white ass!
Brendhain
First, I am wrong every day! But I am not wrong about you. I have known you too long and have been right with everything else that I have said to you. I have no reason to believe that this is a case of me being wrong. But who knows, you might not have a dick the size of a Pringle’s can!!
Negus Maximums
You’ll find out next week
Well if you think I’m awkward then you’re definitely wrong
if you think im in idiot then we should probably never hang out again
I am a nice guy though, you got that one right
Brendhain
We are all Idiots, My Friend! Have you not noticed that either?!
You are not awkward around guys! you are awkward around Girls!
Negus Maximums
not really man
pay attention on Friday and I’ll show you
take a look at this chick pls
something for you
Brendhain
I don’t need a daughter! I think that one is more right for you. Love the guy with the banana!
You didn’t learn while you were a kid the basic rules of how to treat females. You missed having the girls grow boobs and learn from talking to other kids about their experiences with the girls with boobs. You have to treat them differently. You get all fucked up around women and that will make you into a CockBlock, which ain’t too cool! I was charming the hell out of these two sweet teaching students (22-23 yers old) I ran into in a bar. They weren’t sure which one was going to get to take me home but they were both excited! Then my brother comes in and cockblocks the hell out of me. They didn’t leave but it took me 15 minutes of hard work to get them back on track, although it was where I was an hour before that! I wouldn’t have done anything, they were just girls and I like women (who play the girl to make me smile) . But it was so fun to have them in the palm of my hand because I was in control and I knew that it was going to end very innocently.
Brendhain
But the cockblock action was not cool! The cool thing was that he total saw that he had done that. My brother suffered the same childhood as you.
did you check out the link?
Negus Maximums
dude, what do you actually think that I did from 10 and onwards?!?! Its not like I stopped living. Still did all the things other kids did, its not like i was isolated from society!
if you really want to know I can take you through it because at the moment there are a lot of incorrect assumptions
but not now, when Im home
Brendhain
You are making a lot of assumptions as to what I am talking about
Negus Maximums
probably
thats why you dont talk about shit like this in typing
im interpreting this as that u think i had some sort of abnormal childhood and missed out on some essential values in life
Brendhain
Us talking about shit like this will not be while typing. There is nothing specific in what we wrote. I wouldn’t post anything that I thought was private. Not specifically identifying it. But if it is there and we agree it is there then we can still type about what to do forward. Backwards is private.
Brendhain
If there is something there you fear I might be naive enough to post that you think I shouldn’t then feel free to tell me. If you give me a specific rule then I will follow it. If you want me to stop teasing you because god gave you a Pringle’s can instead of a penis then I will not post it!!!
Negus Maximums
there is nothing specific but there are comments about one thing that keeps coming up and thats me not learning as a kid which kind of makes it a specific topic
i dont understand what exactly you’re going to post
this conversation?
Dude im just going to call u on viber real quick
then i need to sleep
Brendhain
Dude, I will tell other people the same thing in all sorts of other analysis/diagnosis’s. You are not that fucked up and everyone has had crazy and boring things happen to them when they were a kid. What? Do you think my life as a kid was pleasant?!
Brendan 